Dubya's Culture Shock

Culture Shock: "How many Bush administration members does it take to change a light bulb? Ten: One to deny the bulb needs changing. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the bulb needs to be changed. One to blame Clinton for turning the bulb on. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either: 'For changing the bulb or total darkness.' One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract toHaliburton to change it. One to arrange a photograph of Bush in a janitors jumpsuit on a step ladder to proclaim 'Bulb Change accomplished'. One insider to resign and write a book detailing the fact that Bush was in the dark. One to viciously smear the book writer. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on howBush has had a strong bulb changing policy all along. One to confuse the American people about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country."